I asked for ten mcnuggets not a fucking yaoi nugget
You had one job McDonalds
i wish platonic kissing was a thing like “hey friend you’re feeling sad let’s makeout”
I have experienced such a thing and it is 100% as great as you are lead to believe.
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
if you follow the paintbrush with your eyes while not moving your head, it forces you to use emdr which is a therapeutic technique to calm anxiety/panic. watching fish swim causes the same effect.
I HAVE BEEN WAITING SINCE FOREVER FOR THIS TO BE ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN
god i love hearing all abt ur lives like u might think ur annoying but like i love to hear what u guys have 2 say and ur opinions on things and i like to hear abt your pets and how ur going on a date with a cute boy and what u thought of this movie u watched love u guys
|—||Nelson Mandela (via aliciaflorrick)|
I always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so I always just feel dumb